I love how people call you a whore when you are a virgin & the one calling you a whore is pregnant & the other had chlamydia.
Hold on, i’m searching for a fuck to give..
You make me laugh, off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
My sweet love, Zombies eat brains, you’re safe.
ILY <3
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Whoever created naps & spaghetti bolognese, i love you c: Legit I will find you & wife the shit out of you c: hahaha
“Babe you’ve had more guys in you then I have photos of one direction”
HAAHAHAHAHA. Fuck, I love my best friend!
